CannoliFries

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

minigenos:
minigenos:
minigenos:
minigenos:
minigenos:
I caught 3 Magikarp today only 98 more to go.ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Update: Much progress today! I now have 55 out of the 400 Magikarp Candies needed to evolve one of these fuckers. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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115/400
WOOOAAA-OOOAAHHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THEERRREE
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223/400

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A stirring and inspiring journey that shows anyone can achieve their dreams, 10/10, would read again

Anonymous asked:

i sit in the dunkin at 2 am and wonder: is randy in a dunkin at 2 am

slimetony answered:

I haven’t been to dunkin donuts since that time the dude in front of me broke out a stick of butter, cut off a huge chunk, and dropped it in his coffee and it splashed on my shirt

slimetony:

roadhonk:
i was JUST wondering if any human beings on earth with whom communication is possible have actually tried an extended butter coffee diet. did you notice anything fundamentally superior about his physique or general presence and aura. i have to know if butter coffee is everythign they promise
he was wearing a suit and looked like he was offended that i would steal his coffee splashings with my shirt

xelamanrique318:

asian:
“ thoughtsofjasson:
“ animal-factbook:
“The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.
”
That’s a banana.
”
That’s what the government wants you to believe.
”

asian:

thoughtsofjasson:
animal-factbook:
The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.
That’s a banana.
That’s what the government wants you to believe.

ninalangstonn:
“ liquidglue:
“ how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63
”
Lmfao
”

ninalangstonn:

liquidglue:
how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63
Lmfao

ghosttownusa:

klefable:
a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes
NickJonas7 on club penguin, if you’re out there…

legs-are-just-for-show:

heyitspj:
heyitspj:
i dont mean to be dramatic but i heard club penguin was shutting down so i logged on and the dang iceberg is finally tipping after 11 years
had to see it for my own eyes to fulfill my ten year old dream
#club penguin good ending speedrun (11 years)

kingofdersecest:

fearandloathinginheaven:
For 2017 I vote that we bring capes back into fashion.
Originally posted by disneypixar

dennys:
“ultralunasenpai:
“ dennys:
“You know what’s better than a snow day off of school? A pancake day off of school. Much tastier.
”
@dennys I’m honestly a little disappointed, I thought you were gonna say “you know what’s /batter/ than a snow...

dennys:

ultralunasenpai:
dennys:
You know what’s better than a snow day off of school? A pancake day off of school. Much tastier.
@dennys I’m honestly a little disappointed, I thought you were gonna say “you know what’s /batter/ than a snow day?”
There are always puns. Like, we totally could have worked in “panflake” or “snowcake”, but sometimes you gotta keep it straight, you know?

dirtyconfessionsclubpenguin:
“club penguin is officially shutting down march 29, 2017.
”

dirtyconfessionsclubpenguin:

club penguin is officially shutting down march 29, 2017.

heyimdre:

yamcha:
phhat:
@yamcha

cynn-cynn:

awsugar:
cynn-cynn:
we collectively have spent 20,409 years, 1 Month, 3 Weeks and 4 Days watching gangnam style on youtube
‘we’….don’t involve me in this i had nothing to do with that
we as a species must all carry this burden

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